problackgirl:

Me: *wants to talk to you*

Me: *has nothing to say*

sjiscoollike:

Scarlett Johansson: *exists*
Natalie Dormer: *exists*
Hayley Atwell: *exists*
Elizabeth Olsen: *exists*
Me:  i’m so gay i’M sO gaY im so GAY SO FUCKING GAY  i’M sO gaY im so GAY SO FUCKING GAY i ms o GAY IM SO GAAAAY I MS OGAY i’M so GAY so FUCKING gay Im So GAY i ms O Gay So FucKIGN GAY IM sO gay IM so fucKIng GAy

  • me: *breaks your door down* THEY RENEWED AGENT CARTER
  • me: *punches your wall* THEY RENEWED AGENT CARTER
  • me: *rips my shirt off* THEY RENEWED AGENT CARTER
  • me: *jumps out your window* THEY RENEWED AGENT CARTER
  • me: *runs down the street screaming* THEY RENEWED AGENT CARTER
  • me: I want to DO something
  • me: *stands up, blacks out*
  • me: never mind

anders-apostate:

Me: *Flirts with someone*

Them: *Flirts back*

Me: Oh shit, I never thought I would get this far. What am I supposed to do now?

dulect:

how to get up in the morning

  • you don’t
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